Chinese VCD peddler: Hello John....you want to buy VCD?

Me: Are these originals?

Chinese VCD peddler: Of course....all original copies mah.

Me: Do you have those....you know....under-the-table type of VDCs?

Chinese VCD peddler: Of course got one mah. You want Japanese, Thai, Mat Salleh....all got one. But no need sell under-the-table. Can sell on top of table mah. See here. You choose.

Me: Oh, but these are blue movies. No, I don't mean these types of under-the-table VCDs.

Chinese VCD peddler: What type you want then John? You want with horse, dog, many people play at one time, all got one also. Here....you see.

Me: No, I don't mean that type either. I am talking about Reformasi VCDs.

Chinese VCD peddler: Aiyah! That one cannot sell. Very dangerous. That one police will arrest. Under table also cannot sell one mah.